It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!
You know what this means, right? It means it’s an excellent day to order Placenta of Love and brush up on your pirate lingo with the help of Captain Carl the Robo-Pirate!
As an extra bonus, if you order Placenta of Love (either print or e-copy) between now and my birthday (September 25th) and send me a copy of your receipt, I’ll send you a special short story, not yet available to the public.
Email your receipt to spikemarlowe at gmail dot com.